Some men follow their brain, others follow their heart. But most of us follow our wives' instructions.

If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has, don't take it for granted.

Most of the time, I just agree with you to shut you the fuck up.

Talk is cheap, but actions are priceless.

Silence is the best conversation I have ever had.

I would rather have a life full of scars than one full of fear.

Time flies when you're masturbating.